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Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?7 N& X& s/ Y0 t" x3 |
问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。% G% ^" j7 v* H: j4 k& Q L) E
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like. H$ y% |, |% F& |) x, s
gentlemen.
# |" S+ ^9 K( K8 g9 t+ O. E 美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
# l% G0 b" O3 Y0 Q- B Question: How can you say so?/ p% R8 R# L6 e/ `2 O
问：为什么呢？
: N# a' @7 Y( u! @6 L Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........& q% B0 i9 k+ j+ F
美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……
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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
5 x- t" G2 `- v& V; o. g* W 问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。" ^4 w2 [5 l9 T n
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or: m5 r# H6 G4 T ?! `
Toro(Bull)
) d1 u7 D5 _, }( z; i$ x. f 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
2 ?; K ]6 N s4 j- m Question: How can you say so?
/ `) {5 H% H Q% }& O% N+ a 问：为什么呢？
# Q8 @5 D9 n. |9 ]* t" Y Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
+ Q9 ]* E1 k+ g& Y& b' @ 西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your- y8 U9 ?# {+ s
country?
0 [( _2 l5 ?; f 问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。! o/ s* Q( V# ?1 m( |6 Z
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like. L! L! s% J- f3 Z% e3 W) _3 ^; p
gossip or rumors.
# ^/ L. n3 a9 B; { 菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。5 ^) q& G, G4 j) ~5 |+ Y9 {0 D5 e
Question: How can you say so?( ]( s4 L* w- B' w4 D
问：为什么呢？
; ^: w) @+ O# S: D5 ]9 w% F Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
* x; _( {6 b! P: V. [ 菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。" ]5 u7 G% k( u, z+ s! A
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(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
2 m2 e* m9 n a. R$ @ 问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
) K* B- x! l! ^) `9 q( ` Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
7 j( N) h( b5 A+ d1 A5 Z- X 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。4 `. l4 z( |. w# R0 R0 d
Question: How can you say so?
9 Q* m4 t `4 R# }) W 问：为什么呢？
( i6 b) m1 m) z6 b" L8 E4 c Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
: ~+ b- [. i; E9 A: O. {" K 伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。
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(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
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: D3 q+ Q8 {/ L8 h# u. u Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
$ X, I3 f" x6 v9 Z2 Y1 }% N 问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。3 D# b5 I' l- r+ u: m' r s* Y. T
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.' f& k) ]* ?+ ]6 c% J- J
印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。
" P$ \* ^* ^& K! ]; c: G Question: How can you say so?
# h. t0 a& ?4 B9 K2 y8 _% X 问：为什么呢？! V' Z3 N. Y0 A. O/ h" y
Ms India: Because it works day and night......) P( A4 O2 Z6 x3 u
印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a6 L% w0 c7 Q, U) x n/ O1 D' E9 u; b$ m
male organ in your country?
! k, Q6 Y2 X/ ^: y/ C 问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
9 r6 x' S! F; R; _7 ]7 b Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
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马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
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, [$ ^' a# S$ B8 V. U0 W 问：为什么呢？
9 T* c* w3 W7 l" f+ ~( { Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.# T& b% S/ _( h$ s. A
马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
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! X2 Z& N0 M5 P; Q" I Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?5 P% p, |! f7 w! T9 w
问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。6 n% F: C6 }1 j# ^
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
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新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
( T: P' h5 }5 R1 q: i( t Question: How can you say so?
) f! n1 w( N% M3 O; z0 D- r' b 问：为什么呢？
1 s0 e* p) J; Z7 I$ x( e Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes9 M# b. ?& C {- L5 r
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新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。0 o) M* M" @2 C% K; F& f
Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
" f( d) {5 p6 T% V% [) V 问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。+ m9 o. G Z5 c) d
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space shuttle.8 C4 z5 c4 K' k
中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。8 M( }: [, B/ G
Question: How can you say so?9 d" {/ d$ u7 c X( ~ i
问：为什么呢？
% V. P j/ t" Z Ms China: Because it, is though small, but brings you to paradise just within few minutes........9 Y* a3 h8 X; M2 `; u+ O; N0 F
中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…… ; D, i: P9 t- i, O& F) F
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