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向神父告解(英汉对照)

One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.! b8 p0 J6 H! W) a  m' T
有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………( g6 [: d. o7 n' M

1 Y/ A- P+ w- j1 zGirl: Father, I have sinned.
/ f8 W4 M7 U; M/ I; x女孩:神父,我有罪。5 D. q6 J5 ^8 c9 F" T" P

6 B( @. N2 U  c( M2 f1 A% y; EPreacher: What did you do, little girl?& y. m6 x0 o% H- [5 o% ]1 Q
神父:孩子,你犯了什麽罪呢?- i0 I7 m8 f, X- ?: o5 A
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Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."
+ j* e9 q' r/ r女孩:昨天,我骂了某个男人一句:「你这个狗娘养的!」* n& h7 S4 w9 S/ v/ C) X. k$ f

9 m; a, E0 V6 t% P8 y; kPreacher: Why? What did he do to you?
# E" g4 v- H  X8 O# ~. ~' e0 Y神父:为什麽?他对你做了什麽吗?) Z! H4 R/ \; l" R8 ^# g

  f; N1 D( u* q7 Z. w; q2 w! V$ ?/ bGirl: He touched my breast.1 a( T$ f; d! n( y) ]. r3 Y
女孩:他……他摸我的胸部。  _2 m& z& \% s/ c; d$ L5 [( x
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Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
7 o0 \. r7 k- ~( d9 O神父:你是说像这样子吗?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)
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7 ~0 r- O2 n5 Z6 R) xGirl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
9 @3 h6 N) V3 @3 {4 e2 m女孩:(因为神父的举动而有一些害羞)嗯……是的。$ S% E3 r& P& P$ D# R! m7 J) ?4 B

* k5 h# i8 G1 ?& z1 j, F# _Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.
$ L! o' z' T5 c# V神父:只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊。
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8 ^( ]5 |' T* h( U. OGirl: But he also took off my cloth.
8 H* s4 Z3 J% T- q0 v' A7 @女孩:但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……/ H, x( {- X- n  ~
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Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
0 `" C0 ]1 X. H8 s  O神父:你是说像这样子吗?(神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服)
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, e: c. s/ k7 a1 C7 [5 ]% IGirl: Yes, that's what he did.+ x. F: E8 b: T* `& E
女孩:是的,是这样子没错。+ U/ W; V! d+ d( Q: u
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Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.# N2 [* K/ n8 y, a4 q2 L$ ]+ v& V
神父:可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊。
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Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...$ J9 b, u; @% x2 ?" S/ h/ o, [) p% x
女孩:然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……
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Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
" n) b" L! @0 z( w: V. x& d神父:(奸笑貌)你是说像这样子吗?(神父和女孩就那个那个了)
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Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...
0 M  U* e" N% V' {) U( Q5 f女孩:(数分钟後)喔……是的……就是这样子………/ b5 t! [% V8 ~# @' Z9 _

3 ?1 |+ p3 k9 qPreacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...
0 o0 v! \# b0 i神父:我亲爱的孩子,就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」" D1 T' Z1 t, J/ z
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Girl: But he had AIDS!!# |5 C, C: Y6 f; o/ m" W( f! s: N; Q
女孩:但是他有 AIDS (爱滋病)呀!!. S$ p5 k5 p" I# j

: g2 P. p/ N1 s+ }0 oPreacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!9 L+ E8 w$ U  g  s2 v( Q- S, p+ ?
神父:那个狗娘养的!!!
怨去吹箫,狂来说剑,两样销魂味。

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哈哈哈哈,真狠,这神父和这女的都太狠了

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没关系,我们原谅你了

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